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Re: HEADLINE SPORTS

By RedNU
3/19/2020 7:06 pm
WAFER-THIN DRAFT BOARD LIES AHEAD

The 2031 EFL Draft will get started tomorrow with Las Vegas, Milwaukee, newly-relocated Atlantic City, Fort Drum and Brooklyn drooling over the first five selections. Chances are they'll be able to find players worthy of a first-round label. For everyone else...well...we might be paying above-market-rate for the quality of players we'll be grabbing. This draft class is anorexic in both depth and secure top-end talent. Here’s a positional breakdown of the draft…for those new to the scene, players are only evaluated at their listed positions, regardless of where their ratings say they would be best suited. All opinions are strictly those of yours truly, slowly going stir crazy trapped inside the league headquarters in Corona Castle.

QB – Position Grade: D-
It is a very bad year to need a signal-caller in the draft. Three of the top six selections don’t even project to have accuracy ratings above 70 in a best-case scenario. In my opinion, that’s the line of death, meaning I won’t even look at Oklahoma’s Michael Benavidez. Georgia’s Terry Westbrook looks to be the best in the draft, but carries an upper midrange volatility score. Auburn’s Trent Townsend won’t be mistaken for an all-star, but could find himself in a starter/franchise back-up role in the league.

RB – Position Grade: D
The RB pool in the draft isn’t much better than the QB position. None of them default in the 80s and my rankings similarly don’t see any 80 scores to be found. Two of the backs in the 70s are carting around sub-70 speeds. Worse, the two best prospects – Ga. Tech’s Jonathan Canon and USC’s Robert Guerrero – each carry upper-90 volatility scores, but someone is sure to pull the trigger, especially considering that Guerrero comes equipped with a mid-80s ACC, a mid-90s SPD and the potential to hit 99 in break tackles with a good training camp roll. Too bad he’s only a modest threat to catch it out of the backfield.

FB – Positional Grade: F
There’s nothing here. Washington’s James Shepherd is as good as it gets and that’s not very good. Maybe there will be some tight ends capable of converting or some strong RB’s that can flex over to this position, but anything explicitly listed as an FB looks weak sauce.

TE – Positional Grade: B
It took us a while, but we finally arrive at the first position to feature strong first-round talent. Washington’s James Robards is the real deal at tight end and can easily flex to other positions if a person wanted. But who would really want to move a low-80s ACC/SPD tight end with 95+ strength, low volatility and the ability to hit 95 or better in run blocking, pass catching and B&R avoidance? While Robards is the obvious catch at the position, there’s functional depth here as well with multiple 70+ SPD players available for those looking at pass-catching TE’s.

WR – Positional Grade: C
There are maybe 8 names here that stand a legit chance pre-training camp at landing on rosters and 4 of the top 5 names weigh in with volatility scores of 20 or less making this a fairly safe location to come shopping in round 1, even if not all of those names are necessarily WR #1 caliber of talent. Which name belongs at the top of the list here probably depends on your personal preferences for ACC/SPD as well as how you personally treat courage, route running, B&R avoidance, etc. The C grade is for lack of elite standouts and sub-standard overall depth at the position.

OL – Positional Grade: A-
This is the one position that I don’t break down by listed position simply because it is so easy to flip O-Line positions that there’s just not much point to it. Deron Brown, Frank Hamilton, Joshua Tate , Donald Cary, Leo Dixon should be among the first names to vanish and the order will depend based on need as all feature mid-range volatility scores. The depth on the O-line looks to be good as well for those wanting to supplement depth or find a surprise starter in the middle draft rounds.

P/K – Positional Grade: B+
I know, I know…some folks don’t think punters or kickers are worth draft spots. But just in case you don’t fall into this category, know that the pool this season looks to be about 3-deep for quality at both positions, with some “in case of emergency” depth or “maybe he’ll boom in camp” free agency signing potential as well. Considering there are some years I’m writing that there are no kickers or punters to be found, that seems a pretty good deal!

DE – Positional Grade: C-
Notre Dame’s Neil Germain is the clear cream of the crop here, defaulting into the mid-80s at both LDE and RDE with a mid-level volatility score. Whoever gets him, barring training camp disaster, will have a solid starting DE for seasons ahead. Behind that, depending on which end you need, there are 2-3 names that make the cut as useful likely starters for many teams in the league. And then there’s a cliff.

DT – Positional Grade: D+
Ralph Schubert is the man, but comes with a 90+ volatility score. Robert Peoples is slightly safer, and slightly less-talented, but still not a sure thing with a mid-range volatility. From there the depth at the position vaults off a cliff while the volatility risk remains high.

OLB – Positional Grade: D+
On the strong side, Baylor’s Craig Ortiz is the man to grab at a position that only generated six players. On the weak side, Rocky Bloom is the clear best, but carries the 100 volatility rating to indicate the BYU prospect might opt to head off on a mission and forget all about football. Overall, OLB is a position that features little guaranteed starting impact and only minimal depth.

MLB – Positional Grade: C
I feel like I’m a hard grader, but I really can’t bring myself to rate positions high when the talent drop off is so severe or the top end seems lacking. Paul Hubbard has the best raw talent of those at the position. He also has a 90 volatility. Patrick Vasquez is probably the safer pick with low-40s volatility and 89/89/70 ACC/SPD/STR and a potential to peg 98 in tackling ability. As with so many positions in this draft though, there just aren’t a lot of deep options at the position that I see holding down starting slots in the league come 5 years from now.

CB – Positional Grade: F
Dear lord, it just keeps getting worse. Of the top five at the position, only two have speed ratings even worthy of consideration. This is the thinnest draft class I can recall in some time…either that or I know so little about this game that I’m blind to what’s before my eyes. What I do believe in though is that David Hunt is the best of the class at the corner position.

SS – Positional Grade: C-
Depth is again an issue here, but Georgia Tech grad Andrew Howell at least gives it one first-round caliber talent with a low-risk volatility rating.

FS – Positional Grade: DOA

There weren’t many players generated at free safety. None of the ones that were generated default to a rating above 60. Complete rubbish across the board.

Re: HEADLINE SPORTS

By RedNU
3/20/2020 10:10 pm
WESTBROOK GOES NO. 1

Georgia quarterback Terry Westbrook had barely gotten seated in the Green Room when he found himself stepping out onto stage as the number one selection in the 2031 EFL Draft. The Las Vegas Wampas wasted little time in calling out the former Bulldog’s name.
Westbrook will be called upon to bring some semblance of stability to a backfield that saw Las Vegas try three different quarterbacks last season, none of whom produced a rating better than Noah Nichols’ 59.63 rating. It is hardly a surprise that Westbrook was a quick departure from the draft board, particularly in a down year for quarterbacks.
Also not a surprise was the drafting of Washington Husky tight end James Robards by San Diego with the No. 2 selection. The Riptide struck a trade with Milwaukee to get the pick, sending their 11th pick in this year’s draft, plus the No. 1 in ’32 and ’33, as well as a second this year for the right to put Robards’ name on a notecard. Robards was widely considered the most pro-ready player available in the 2031 Draft, which many scouts panned for its lack of true superstar talent. San Diego also received the 29th pick and a third-round pick this year, plus a fith round pick in 2033.
Atlantic City followed with wide receiver David Walsh out of Brigham Young. Fort Drum continued the offensive trend at No. 4 with the selection of USC center Donald Cary. Brooklyn finally went defense with the No. 5 pick, snatching Baylor linebacker Craig Ortiz.
Overall, the first round demonstrated the diverse nature of this season’s draft as there was no clear run on positions. Seven of the first 10 players drafted came from the offensive side of the ball, but by the end of the round that trend had balanced out for a perfect 16-16 split offense and defense. Four wide receivers, running backs and weak-side linebackers were called (though some may have initially been listed at other positions), but there was no clear run on any single position as 14 different spots on the field had at least one name called in Round 1.
The 2031 Draft continues tomorrow with Round 2.

Re: HEADLINE SPORTS

By GrandadB
3/26/2020 8:28 pm
In addition to the new location, would like to suggest that Vegas change team name and logo, Wampas just doesnt fit, am I wrong? LV Vipers, Hi Rollers (there's a great logo for that one from another league), Lobos, Vampires, Mob, Rockers, there's a whole lot of names that are related to Vegas, crime, and the desert, lol. :) Color change would also be cool, we could use a silver/black combo in re to the Raiders or something different, we could use some more diverse color combos in the league. Seems like we got a lot of red/blue combos and white helmets

Shout out to Atlantic City, way to go on your helmet & logo! cheers!

Re: HEADLINE SPORTS

By RedNU
4/04/2020 3:03 am
SEASON FOUR OF THE BLIND SQUIRRELS

In what has become a bit of an EFL tradition, the Blind Squirrels are back, having cracked through the preseason in short order thanks to extra virus time to analyze. While they've never been completely right, you've got to admit there's a certain bit of fun to throw the predictions out there and see what comes of them. After running through the numbers, the rascally rodents made the following sure-to-be-whiffed predictions…

Stars Conference divisional champs…Toronto, Rochester, Parlor City and Tallahassee. Go figure…the sight-challenged squirrels couldn’t favor Parlor City during its dynasty years, but now decide to cozy up to the Phantoms this season after the streak was snapped. It is a strange, strange world sometimes.

Forecast wildcard teams from the Stars are Bennington and Natchitoches.

Down in the Stripes Conference, the fuzzy tailed rats approve of Glendora, New Jersey, St. Louis and Charleston to win their respective divisions. For wildcard status, they’re giving the nod to Milwaukee and Perth. I have already petitioned for a recount on behalf of the Wallabies, so no worries gents.

Throwing it all together, the call for the Elite Bowl is for New Jersey to do battle with Rochester, with the Americans hoisting the trophy at season’s end.

Let the annual mocking of the squirrels begin!

Re: HEADLINE SPORTS

By TarquinTheDark
4/04/2020 3:14 pm
RedNU wrote:
rascally rodents


I believe the correct spelling is 'wascally wodents'.

Re: HEADLINE SPORTS

By Phaldun
4/05/2020 3:36 pm
TarquinTheDark wrote:
RedNU wrote:
rascally rodents


I believe the correct spelling is 'wascally wodents'.


I say Elmer Fud should join the blind squirrel team next season.
Last edited at 4/05/2020 3:38 pm

Re: HEADLINE SPORTS

By Phaldun
4/05/2020 3:37 pm
RedNU wrote:
SEASON FOUR OF THE BLIND SQUIRRELS

In what has become a bit of an EFL tradition, the Blind Squirrels are back, having cracked through the preseason in short order thanks to extra virus time to analyze. While they've never been completely right, you've got to admit there's a certain bit of fun to throw the predictions out there and see what comes of them. After running through the numbers, the rascally rodents made the following sure-to-be-whiffed predictions…

Stars Conference divisional champs…Toronto, Rochester, Parlor City and Tallahassee. Go figure…the sight-challenged squirrels couldn’t favor Parlor City during its dynasty years, but now decide to cozy up to the Phantoms this season after the streak was snapped. It is a strange, strange world sometimes.

Forecast wildcard teams from the Stars are Bennington and Natchitoches.

Down in the Stripes Conference, the fuzzy tailed rats approve of Glendora, New Jersey, St. Louis and Charleston to win their respective divisions. For wildcard status, they’re giving the nod to Milwaukee and Perth. I have already petitioned for a recount on behalf of the Wallabies, so no worries gents.

Throwing it all together, the call for the Elite Bowl is for New Jersey to do battle with Rochester, with the Americans hoisting the trophy at season’s end.

Let the annual mocking of the squirrels begin!


It would be funny if I didn't make the playoffs this year. Those cute little blind squirrels.

Re: HEADLINE SPORTS

By RedNU
4/06/2020 10:30 pm
KNOW YOUR FOE
Talons set to defend title


With a new regular season about to start, we dust off the interview tapes and bring you a few post-championship moments with Tallahassee Talons head coach Garrok.

Congrats on the Elite Bowl 14 title and the clash of unbeatens. What were your thoughts heading up to the big game?

“I was pretty worried going into the title game, just seeing how formidable the Glendora attack was all season long and knowing that I was going to have to get an A+ game from my defense to stand a chance. Grandad is a top competitor, so I knew I’d get his best and I was going to have to put in some work to find an edge in our match-up.”

It’s hard to run the table, especially in an all-human league, how were the Talons able to pull that off?

“I think any time you go 19-0 there is going to be some luck involved. We held on just long enough against the Spartans and our game against the defending champs fell our way when their kicker pulled the tying kick wide right with time expiring. RB Anthony Dunn was Ol’ Faithful game in and game out. He was just shy of 2,100 all-purpose yards and 19 TD’s, I just knew he’d find a way to make a play when we needed one. We were really fortunate that he chose to sign with us as a free agent after Fort Drum passed on his extension.”

This was your third EFL title. Compare it to the other two.

“My first championship was in my first year in the league and I took over a very good squad, albeit one that had majorly under-produced in the previous season. We had a favorable schedule and took things by storm with a new playbook. Title #2 required a big showing by my defense as we shut the door on Charleston in the red zone holding them to 3 FG’s and recording 6 takeaways. We came back from a 7-point deficit in the fourth quarter with back-to-back TD drives to wrestle the championship away from Kababmaster.”

How about a little bit about Garrok behind the scenes…

“Born and raised in Canada, I now find myself in California working as a project manager for a construction company, which keeps me plenty busy. I found the site a few years ago through a Facebook ad I think as an attempt to scratch my pigskin itch."

So what is our non-EFL football experience? Did you play? Overdose on watching it during the autumn? Coach?

“[laughing) All of the above! I played for about 10 years through school…OL, DL, TE, LB…then after a hiatus, I tried my hand at coaching and did that up in Canada for about 10 years until my work schedule got so busy that I was forced to give it up. Now I keep up with my NFL team (the Eagles) and get to play around with tactics on here.”

Advice for MFN newbies?

“Have fun, post on the forums, ask questions, read up on the current game build and its particulars. I’ve been around for almost 3 years and seen 4 different builds I think, and they each had their own benefits and pit-falls. But by-far the most important advice is to participate; the more you engage with the community, the more you will get out of it.”

You know the guy before you won three of those championship things in a row…what’s your prognosis for following the trend and going back-to-back?

“I’m not much for talk, so I’ll just leave this here.” (places Ric Flair’s photo with “To be the man, you gotta beat the man” quote on it on table)

You see those Super Bowl “I’m going to Disneyland” commercials, but be honest, where do you really want to go for winning the championship game?

“They say Disneyland is the ‘Happiest place on Earth,’ but I think I wouldn’t mind giving space a shot. The idea of seeing it all from a different perspective sure sounds pretty nice.”

There’s a good market for championship coaches writing their memoirs these days. What will the title of yours be?

“Process Over Product – Little things that make a big difference”

Final thoughts?

“With the current state of the world, I’d just like to tell people to take care of one another. This virus is going to be a real challenge for some in our population and we have to work together to overcome it.”


Re: HEADLINE SPORTS

By CooterBrown
4/06/2020 11:48 pm
WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Hey Garrok, don't forget, the Nature Boy also always says "Whether you like it or you don't, learn to love it, baby"!!!

If you are going to start coming out of the locker room in the blue sequined robe with the rhinestones and the white boa feathers, don't forget to get the band to strike up "Also Sprach Zarathustra" on your way to the field.
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Re: HEADLINE SPORTS

By RedNU
4/07/2020 2:38 am
WEEK 1 PERFORMERS

Some of the tops from around the league in Week 1 of the EFL…definitely didn't list all the good ones, especially from games where I already had one player listed, but I tried to grab what jumped out at me as I scrolled through things. Some impressive defense showings for the first week and last year's title game participants just came out and looked silly good again.

Willard Jules, 4th year MLB, Tacoma – 9 tackles, 3 interceptions vs. Toronto
Bobby Wilson, 9th year WR, Lyon – 9 receptions, 118 yards, 1 TD vs. Rancho Cucamonga
Man Taggart, 6th year WLB, San Diego – 12 tackles, 1 sack vs. Charleston
Daniel Pulido, 9th year SS, Brooklyn – 15 tackles in OT vs. New Jersey
Michael Vineyard, 3rd year SLB, Perth – 3 forced fumbles vs. Coos Bay
David Puddy, 8th year QB, Glendora – 5 TD passes vs. Santa Fe
Anthony Dunn, 9th year WR, Tallahassee – 198 all purpose yards, 2 TD’s vs. Atlantic City
John Lamm, 9th year RB, Hawaii – 141 rushing yards vs. Las Vegas
Jonathan Embree, 9th year QB, Salem – 329 passing yards, 4 TD’s vs. Columbus City
George Fletcher, 4th year RB, Wellsville – 8.14 avg. ypc on 14 carries vs. Boise
Tony Strait, 8th year QB, Parlor City – 468 passing yards, 5 TD’s vs. Mt. Washington