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Week 7 RecapCrush 10, Wild 8...Nicholas Hoch ran for 14 yards on the final play of the third quarter and defense held Milwaukee to minus-12 yards on their final two possessions to ensure there would be no late-game heartbreak for the home fans. Armando Lang with 150 yards of offense for Canton, which moves into a three-way tie atop the Parcells Division with the Wild and St. Louis as a result of the win.
Bombers 17, Bandits 16...Sim beats Sim for Brooklyn's first win of the season. Eddie Elias with 189 yards of offense and a TD for the Bombers. Mark Smith countered with a combined 186 yards rushing/receiving for Santa Fe as both teams now reside at the 1-6 mark.
Riptide 19, Witches 14...it was death by kicker and turnover in the second half as Timothy Beltran split the uprights from 53 and 55 yards away to hand the Witches their first loss of the season while improving to 5-2 overall. Johnathan Embree was 25-for-31 for 218 yards, 2 TD's and an interception in the loss for Salem.
Golden Pterodactyls 10, Talons 6...Albert Hite returned an interception 52 yards for a score midway through the fourth quarter to lift Star City to a 10-6 victory in a key Walsh divisional contest. Defensively, the Talons did everything needed to win, holding the GP's to 6 first downs and just 135 yards of offense, but offensively the team threw three critical interceptions, including one well inside Star City territory in the final two minutes to extinguish a potential go-ahead drive. It was the first loss of the season for Tallahassee, while Star City moves within a half-game of the divisional lead at 5-1-1.
Phantoms 44, Assassins 13...A huge second half propelled Parlor City to a 44-13 blowout win that dropped yet another team from the ranks of the undefeated on Wednesday night. Harry Knopp threw for 424 yards as the Phantoms scored 30 unanswered points to break open an early back-and-forth affair. Props to Lloyd Ver on the Phantoms defense, finishing his night with two sacks. Michael Hardnet threw for 332 yards, 121 of it going to Fordham General in the loss for Columbus City.
Wallabies 25, Coyotes 3...Perth trotted out a radically revamped lineup and, look mom, I did something right! in a 25-3 win over winless simmed Mt. Washington, which barely topped the century mark on offense. Adam Donnelly with six field goals for Perth.
Tennessee 19, Burn 0...Ronald Davidson caught a late first half touchdown pass, then ran for a second score in the fourth quarter as Tennessee blanked the Burn by a 19-0 count. The real props of the night, however, go to Tennessee's defensive unit, which held Boise to 200 yards of offense and forced five turnovers, including a quartet of interceptions. Alfred Diaz was a maniac from his middle linebacking position, ending the contest with 12 tackles.
Geechee 30, Dragons 17...Everett Lor's two fourth-quarter field goals added some insurance space on the scoreboard as the Geechee dropped the Dragons by a 30-17 final count. Terry Fields pulled in a pair of first-half TD passes as Charleston opened a 24-10 lead at intermission. John Whitney had 319 yards passing on a 32-for-45 night. Glendora had a 406-yard night from Russell Gargano, but also saw their QB toss a pair of interceptions in Geechee territory. John Claypoole with 155 yards receiving in the loss as, in a 4.5 rarity, both teams topped 400 yards of offense.
Crusaders 35, Hefty Buffalo 16...California struck for a trio of third-quarter touchdowns to transform a one-point game at halftime into a decisive road victory over Fort Drum. Efficiency was the key as James Vincent finished just 14-for-19 passing the ball, but produced 3 touchdowns and 222 yards in those efforts to finish with a 151.75 quarterback rating. Two of those scoring throws went to Mark Lofton, who finished with 102 receiving yards. On the opposite side of the field, Scott Phillips had 207 receiving yards on eight catches as QB Gregory Stallings threw for 371 yards in the loss. The Crusaders are now the final unbeaten team remaining in the league.
Snappers 29, Wampas 9...Natchitoches scored on six of its first seven possessions to easily outpace the Aspen Wampas by 20. Props to Robert Yorke for booting five field goals for the Snappers, who also got 161 receiving yards and a score from Leroy Donald. The Snappers improve to 3-4 overall while the Wampas, 0-6-1, continue to look for their first victory.
Islanders 16, Americans 3...Cries of Ku Kia'i Mauna echoed about the stadium as the Hawai'i Islanders defeated Rochester by a 16-3 final count. The defense came up huge for Hawai'i in the fourth quarter as the Islanders twice held the Americans on downs inside the red zone to maintain their 13-point advantage. The victory pulls the Islanders within a game of the Brown Division lead at 4-3. Rochester continues to be the lead dog in that chase, now 5-2 overall.
Twisters 16, Bulldogs 10...Ronald Anderson returned an interception for a score and the Twisters limited Bennington to just five first downs on the night in a 16-10 win. Les Gould hit Robert Chavez with a 73-yard touchdown pass in the fourth quarter that accounted for roughly one-third of the Bulldogs' total offense in the contest. That strike pulled the team within 13-10 at the time. Arkansas added a 50-yard kick with just over 3 minutes to play, and the Twisters' defense locked down when it appeared Bennington might be driving for a late-game score to get the ball back on downs. Arkansas improves to 2-5 on the year. The Bulldogs are 1-6 overall.
Stampede 17, Event 16...James Palmer hit Joaquim Rush with a 3-yard TD pass with 1:27 remaining to complete a second-half comeback and send St. Louis home with a one-point victory over the Maine Event. The first half was all Event as the host team carried a 13-0 lead into the halftime locker room, but the team could get very little moving offensively in the second half. Palmer, who finished 33-for-38 passing for 289 yards, efficiently kept St. Louis moving the ball in the second half. The first score, a 4-yard TD pass to Michael Barth came off a fumble recovery by the Stampede defense, but it was the attrition of the Event defense that resulted in scoring drives of 47 and 80 yards in the fourth quarter and provided the final 10 points of the game. St. Lous out-gained Maine 159-20 over the final 15 minutes. Both clubs are now 4-3.
Spartans 26, Red Rocks 6...On a night where they gained just 238 yards, the Toronto Spartans made efficient use of the field position they were provided to comfortably defeat Coos Bay by a 26-6 final count. Mark Dahl dove in from a yard out for a score in the first half while Dewayne Gaulke hauled in a 25-yard TD reception in the second half. Toronto improves to 6-1 while Coos Bay slides to 2-5 for the year.
Kings 6, Maurauders 0...Tad Jensen hit from 59 (!!) and 46 yards out to give the Kings all the points they would need in a narrow shutout victory. Neither team topped 200 yards of offense in the contest as 120 of Lyon's 197 yards in the game came on their two scoring drives. Reno's offense, meanwhile, saw the Kings' side of the 50 just once in the game as they reached the 33 before punting. Lyon moves to 4-3. Reno is now 0-6-1.
Cobras 20, Thunder 10...Rancho Cucamonga held Tacoma to just 33 yards rushing in the contest to rack up a 20-10 victory. Michael Mullins powered across for a first-quarter Cobra score and Dwight Albert pulled in a 14-yard pass for a score late in the third quarter for RC's touchdowns. Stuart Fizer had a short TD dive for the Thunder's only trip into the end zone on the night. The Cobras are now 4-3 while the Thunder drop to 0-6-1.