That's right....feel the burn everyone! Looking over the roster we have a meh offense and a woeful defense. I have the team and coaches out there doing burpies til they puke. I wish I knew the previous owner but the team history says mcarovil, so we will **** it up and come to play! No excuses. Good luck everyone.

In an unprecedented move, the Burn elect to retain zero, yes zero coaches on their staff. In addition to scouting for the draft and FA, the Burn will be looking to fill every position by the start of FA. Let the coach poach begin!