Well that is pretty sad. The once menacing powerful Phantoms have been changed to Honey Badgers. Well, at least their home city is in my state ;)

Sorry, man. Parlor City wouldn't step up and meet my demands for a new stadium. Honolulu built me the New Aloha Bowl on the taxpayers dime. I'm only worth 2 billions dollar and have to feed my family so I really didn't have a choice.

Plus...Honey Badgers don't give a ****.

Well the only Honey Badger you will see in Hawaii is in the Honolulu Zoo. They will take them to your new stadium for the games all gussied up. What a fantastic atmosphere for good football games. We live on the Big Island up mauka from Kailua Kona.