Couple of observations from a country boy.
1. Don't mess with a mare when shes birthin her babies.
2. Good thing she wore those rubber boots. She could have stepped in horse ****.
3.She's a proper girl... before her *** made a full dent in that dirt, she had both hands pullin down on that skirt.
4. That hand in the background is a sod buster... a real cowboy woulda caught the girl. :)
And yeah, I doubt they ever found those glasses. lol